Is That Your Husband?

Again, this is not the personal experience of Mike Rashoff who claims he only forwarded this.

Right.

During the long night of love, passion blinded him to the photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

Now that he's seen it, he begins to worry.

"Is that your husband?" he nervously inquires.

"No, Silly," she replies, snuggling up.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she murmurs, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother, then?" he inquires, desperate to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who the hell is it, then?" he demands.

"That's me, Silly! Before the surgery!"