Stress Management

Forwarded by Mike Rashoff. The indictment was quashed.

If you are employed, or if you are having a bad day--but I repeat myself.

If you're having another shitty day, you may want to consider this stress management technique which is fast gaining currency in the famously efficacious psycho-therapeutic community in Northern California.

This technique generates substantial regenerative responses in the immune system and has been known to cure hemorrhoids. The treatment consists of the following baby-steps:

Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

No one knows your secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.