Top 16 Agrarian/Bucolic/Limited DNA Hits

Forwarded by Michael Edward Rashoff. He used the "r" word which we refuse to run on this site as part of our PC drive-by.

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two on You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You

11. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I'd Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One song is...

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few