Apologia pro vita sua

As is common knowledge, our competitors (NYT, CNN, The Wall Street Murdoch, Atlantic Monthlies, National Review, New Yorker, City-Urinal, et al) are staffed exclusively by pederasts, women included.

Perhaps less well-known is “The Engineering News-Record,” the white slavery-affiliated voice of the ‘oil and gas’ set.

The ENR is easy to color in and features K-8 level symbology comprehensible to Halliburton (Bahamas) PLC personnel administering the US energy sector, intelligence agencies and executive branch.

The photograph appearing here was submitted by 84% of our oiled and gassed readers who are also secret ENR subscribers, degenerate cocksuckers that they are.

Whereas other lecteurs may not know of, comprehend or give one lonesome air-launched pelican turd for pseudographical titillation of this nature, the Managing Editor’s line of free drinks at the Rheum Room, Cheap Charlie’s and other hotbeds of intellectual ferment will dry up faster than Hillary’s snatch with Bill in town if this sucker don’t run.