The Kielbasa Incident

A guy walks into a store and asks, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

Visibly offended, the guy replies, "As a matter of fact, I am. But let me ask you something. If I'd asked for Italian sausage would you ask me you if I was Italian? If I'd asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? If I'd asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Well, would you!"

The clerk says, "No, I wouldn't."

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"No, I probably wouldn't."

Livid, the guy explodes: "WELL THEN, WHY DID YOU ASK ME IF I'M POLISH BECAUSE I ASKED FOR POLISH SAUSAGE?"

The clerk replies: "Because you're in Home Depot."