God

On behalf of the entire Editorial Board, the Managing Editor would like to welcome Godzilla Rideout (pictured left) to the site.

Known affectionately as “God” down at Rehab, she majored in streetwalking at the Michael Vick School for Canine Research. She went on to pick up her BM in Consumer Fraud at the Federal University of Central Kentucky, quickly becoming a mainstay of the pre-dawn debt collection industry in subprime inner city areas.

She’s a good ole gal who can drink real people into a goddam coma and was good enough to send along a likeness on the occasion of her recent bat mitzvah.

In her honor, we ask that all join in on a rousing chorus of the ever-heartwarming genocidal-Zionist folksong, “Hava Tequila (Before It’s Too Verkakte Late).”