Wiking Yoke

It is the Editorial Board's split decision that during this pectoral hip-hop subprime phase of Western Civilization, the Scandinavian-American joke deserves another chance. This is not it.

Lena was pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vake Ole up and says, "I tink it's time!'

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.

She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, "A son! Ain't dat great!"

Yust den the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter! She's a pretty little ting, too."

Then the doctor said, "Holey Moley, Ole, we still ain't done yet!"

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!" Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three babies home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena, "How come we got tree on the first try?"

Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"

Ole said, "Yah, I sure do! Uffda! It's a dam good ting I didn't get the WD-40!"