Hitler's Daughter

When Master Sergeant Eugene F McDonald wooed his beloved in the wreckage of post-war Bitburg, he had no idea she would become world- famous under the moniker, "Hitler's Daughter." This may have been attributable to the fact her lawyer was so superior to his that Mac ended up turning over, not only all the assets from the marriage, but also half (50%) his US Army retirement cheque monthly. The following narrative may delineate the psycho-sexual existential dynamic underlying the ultimate break-up of the marriage.

Mac and Hitler's Daughter were in flagrante delicto--without the licto, for reasons which will become intuitively oblivious.

"Ja, McDonald, du bist no fukking gut!

"Same to you, Sweetie. You miserable whore."

"Aber you stinking arshlock!"

"Me stinking? Look who's talking--Jesus H Christ, your snatch smells like shit! Plus it's way too tight."

"Ich?"

"Yeah, dich. And you have no tits whatsoever."

"Ja?"

"Yeah!"

"Get off mein back!"