Mailer's Centenary

Editorial Waterboard revelers erupted into sildenafil citrate-fuelled euphoria when the charismatic David Marvin Mailer made his entree into The Rheum Room at the Bumfuck Holiday Inn Saturday night on the occasion of his 100th birthday.

Waterboard members are shown above as they gather round The Journal’s Far East Subprime Transpastic Bureau Chief to tender their heartfelt congratulations.

Mailer, pictured below with his first cousin, Hillary Rodham Mailer, during the post-prandial wedding night reenactment in The Larry Craig Suite, was unavailable for comment.