OICU812

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asked the audience for complete silence.

Then, in the total hush, he commenced clapping his hands—slowly, rhythmically—once every few seconds.

With the audience’s rapt attention now well and truly focused on himself, he intoned into the microphone:

“Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”

From the front of the crowd came a Glaswegian voice.

“Well, fookin’ stop it then, ya murderous twat!”