Women's Badminton Final Results

JOCOP News Service, August 14, 2998, Beijing

The Journal, in contrast to the athletic coverage provided by those jock-sniffer lesbians at "Spurts Illustrated" is proud to present the first photograph of the gold-medal winner of the Womens' Badminton competition, Grushenka Hematova, shown below.

Hematova defeated Kenichi Nutsagone of Japan, 104-2, in the finals at the Olympic Stadium yesterday during the quadrennial celebration of international solidarity and pharmaceutical innovation at the 2008 Steriad in Beijing, starring Roger Clemons.