Great Seal of The Big PX

The readership of The Journal may be unaware of WisdomoftheEast's profound insight into the most obscure mysteries of Ayurveda, The Bhagavad Gita, The Big Rig Veda (sponsored by Peterbilt™), Absolut™ Meditation, the Ganges Breast Stroke, Transcendental Medication™, frozen strawberry Yoga (FSY), Hindustani Mantovani (starring Ravished Chancre and Ali Open-Bar Khan), the increasingly popular drive-thru Atmanburger™ restaurant chain featuring Ommmmmmm My Fucking God™ brand veganburger sauce and his own proprietary Pork Biriyani.

WisdomoftheEast is The Journal's Silicon Valley Bureau Chief whence he outsourced himself to Bangalore in 2004, commuting via the same cyberspace Star-Trek-based hyper-transporter that will soon be unloading dollars for Rupees like Dr Sanjay Gupta on methedrine.






Official Announcement

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from the traditional bald eagle to a prophylactic in order to reflect more accurately current politico-economic circumstances which have motivated those within the beltway to ensure liquidity and maintain America's position of pre-eminence in the global socio-fiduciary deficit race.

The condom was chosen because it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, prophylactisizes a bunch of pricks and gives citizens the sense of security they require while getting federally fucked.