Winning Traders Prefer Sony

Fastpoke"Pall"Nosirree!, who captured the now-celebrated shot above depicting naked short sellers illegally driving down the price of HBOS, was born in a log cabin on the littoral of a major waterway in a huge metropolitan conurbation which shall remain nameless in Landosmiles.

Working first as towel boy at The University of Sabailand, he autodidactically absorbed 'gor-gai' using charcoal by candlelight on a shovel to prepare himself for a career in accupunctural gynecology.

He quickly came; first to the attention of the Night Manager and then unto 74.2% of the all-female student body who selflessly contributed to a fund dedicated to his continuing education while Pall pursued his heuristic investigations amongst those specimens of the more Lolitic persuasion, all culminating in his voyage to Great Britney where he attended Oxbridge University, graduating with honors in Sperm Donor Kebab Technology.

In 1964, he entered the Guinea Book of Records for single-handedly carrying 9 mature bears across the M-1 during rush hour, thus going down in history as "Pall Bearer."

Nossiree! is currently the Senior Madagascar Bureau Chief for The Journal.


Disclaimer: Pall owns 1,492,558 shares of Sony Corporation and has no other interest in the company while continually and massively shorting the US Dollar against the Japanese Yen.

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