Dental Etiquette

The pulchritudinous Salty Slivers entered the dental surgery with the customary trepidation.

The dental assistant took care of the preliminaries with all the efficiencies known to Lesbos.

Then the great man himself strode merrily into the surgery, flashed the customer a rictus of blinding fluorescence and, approaching the reclined dental chair, inquired: "And how are we this morning, then?"

Whereupon an expression of total incredulity instantly transformed his visage.

Salty, having grasped the dentist's bollocks in a grip a two-ton vice would have envied, gazed steadily up into his stunned bloodshot eyes.

"We are fine this morning, doctor--thus far. And I'm sure there is nothing we would do to cause either of us any pain, wouldn't you agree?"

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Fear and Loathing in Landosmiles

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Hell Care

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.


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Some Enchanted Evening

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and before he could get a word out, said, "Listen up, you smooth-talking sonofabitch. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean.... It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded: "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"

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Hugh Jorgen Redux