Chameau

Une francaise walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine.

She looks about and can't help noticing a camel sitting at the bar.

The woman inquires of the patron: "What is that filthy camel doing in here?"

Without hesitation, the patron pulls a cricket bat out from behind the bar, hits the camel firmly up alongside the head and the camel obediently gives the landlord oral pleasure.

The patron looks at the woman and says "You want a go?"

"Mais oui," replies the woman. "But no need to hit me over the head, m'sieur."

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