S. Revitz' War on Tare, Phase I

S. Revitz forwarded this as part of his personal war effort back in Aught Three.

Then the Commander-in-Chief took over...

News Release

The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea.

In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.

The photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy.