JOCOP Redux: Menstrual Psyche

Michael Edward Rashoff, The Journal's Senior Involuntary Parking Lot Inspection Tour Bureau Chief, reports on recent developments in Contemporary Menstrual Psychodrama within the context of TNT-- Tamponiacal Neurastheniastic Twatology.

Next week, his article on the results of his own course of male hormonal replacement therapies will appear in The Journal's Sports Section.



A recent study by the UCLA Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

The study revealed that if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, square-jawed, overtly masculine features.

Conversely, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

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