The Limited Spectrum DNA Agrarian-Bucolic of Infinite Distinction

A Mexican, an African-American and an Agrarian Bucolic Limited Spectrum DNA Hillary Rodham Clinton suppository were inexplicably walking in tandem along the beach when they happened upon a bottle with a genie inside.

They opened it and she came out with a whoosh.

"I'm sorry," said she in a deep Joan Crawford voice, "but I have only three wishes for the lot of you--so you each get one. Make it good."

The Mexican thought a moment, then announced his decision.

"I wish that all my Latino friends, relatives and Raza members be able to return to Mexico where they can enjoy a good life with plenty of tortillas, arroz y frijol, together with a decent, elected and representative government and democracy and absence of civil strife and corruption!"

The genie waved her wand with a flourish.

"It is done," said she. And the Mexican had disappeared in a puff of vapor.

The African-American was next. He had been thinking while the Mexican spoke.

"That sounded pretty good. We sure as hell didn't get a royal welcome here, this was one hard goddam row to hoe. And not too many breaks since. So I wish for the equivalent of that Mexican fella--all African-Americans to return to Africa where they can live the good life, eat plenty of ribs and collard greens, smoke cancer-free Kool cigarets, enjoy the benefit of good, clean, democratically elected government free of corruption...and, of course, revel in the complete absence of tribal war and/or civil strife."

The genie again waved her wand and the black man disappeared in a puff of smoke.

She then turned to the gentleman of Georgian extraction but he looked a bit puzzled.

"Are you telling me all them Meskins and Nigrahs just went back to Mesko and Africa? And took all their kinfolk with 'em?" inquired the agrarian.

"That is correct, Sir," replied the genie. "And now it is time for your wish...."

"Praise Jaysus! Well--what with the tacos and jigs gone, I guess I can go ahead and celebrate! Gimme a Dr. Peppah!"

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