Bombed Blondshell Withdrawal Preview

Speaking on behalf of global media conglomerates everywhere, The Journal would like to wish Hillary Rodham Clinton the best of luck and good hunting in her future endeavors on the occasion of her withdrawal from the 2008 Democratic Presidential Primary.

Hard fought though the campaign may have been, and taking into account the considerable disagreement The Editorial Waterboard took to the fair sex's choice of mud catapultation techniques unseen since The Punic Wars, we now extend the hand of compassion and reconciliation to the ex-candidate in profound appreciation for what in the final analysis was the unprecedented vacuum of either humanity or principle in the candidate's electoral re-enactment of Genghis Khan's final campaign in hold-out regions of Lower Manchuria, all in the context of a kinder, more feminine Democratic Party.

The former candidate is shown above in the context of 22 vodka tonics and a Botox overdose during happier times soon after the Pennsylvania primary.

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