Permanent Icelandic Jihab™

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Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- Roger that, SA 911 heavy, you are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel runway 9R, Inshallah!"

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711, you are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Shukran Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel runway 9R--God is Great!"

(Pause)

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC! ATLANTA ATC!"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."

Saudi Air: "You have cleared both our aircraft for the same runway going in opposite direction, we are on collision course, instructions please! Instructions Please!"

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts, praise Jesus and y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us, y'all come back now, heah?"