The Vibrator

As the mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a faint buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself quite the workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she blurted, "What in the world are your doing?"

The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this is the closest thing I'll ever get to a husband. Now please go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.

Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. In response to his query as to what she was doing, she said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five, unmarried and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Now please go away and leave me alone."

A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter and heard the buzzing noise again, this time coming from--of all places--the living room.

She walked through the doorway and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing maniacally.

The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

The husband replied, "I'm watching the football game with my son-in-law."