Losing a Friend

Our Senior Subprime Gaza Bureau Chief, Padraic O'Cossett, was able to get a message smuggled out of the Gaza City Ramadan Inn [Alas, rectally.--Ed.] which certainly made a lasting impression on the Editorial Waterboard for reasons which will be intuitively oblivious.

Dear Jocop,

Greetings from Gaza City!

Eid was really great this year, see photo of my wife (right) during the height of celebrations.

Especially during the Hajj period which I know means so much to everybody back in Bumfuck (please say hello to everyone at the Log Cabin Buffet for me, will ya?), this heartwarming message now making the rounds here in Gaza will most assuredly reach out and touch you guys back home.

It's a truly profound story about life, death and friends and is certain to strum your heartstrings and touch your soul.

As you all know, I normally don't send out mushy messages but this one I couldn't help . . . I'm still choked up over it!

All the best,

Paddy

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