Narrow-Spectrum DNA PC Agrarian-Bucolic© Vasectomy

After their 11th child, a Tennessee couple decided that would have to be all as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his first cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor informed him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to ten."

The Agrarian-Bucolic squinted at this, then solemnly addressed the medico.

"I may not be the sharpest tool in the box, Doc, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"One."

"Two."

"Three."

"Four."

"Five."

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and then continued counting on his other hand.