When A Man Loves A Woman

Regular readers may not be aware that David Marvin Mailer received the 1976 Asshole of the Year Award from the National Organization of Women® for his contribution to greater understanding amongst the four sexes via mandatory high colonics in the context of a creatively-empowered preemptive foreplay tableau.

Mailer is currently doing five to ten on a felony molestation beef brought by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

His appeal is being sponsored by Reynolds Wrap™.

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
   
4. It's important to have a woman who can suck a golfball through a garden hose and sincerely appreciates your company.
   
5. It's absolutely essential that these four women never meet.
   

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