Chief Inspector Boudreaux

The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley and sent Chief Inspector Boudreaux to investigate.

Boudreaux reported to the Chief the next morning.

"Dey is tree main groups in dis rooster fightin'" he began.

"Good work. Who are they?" inquired the Chief.

Boudreaux replied confidently: "De Texas Aggies, de Cajuns and de Mafia."

Puzzled, the Chief inquired: "How did you find all that out in one night?"

"Well," Boudreaux replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight!"

The Chief nodded.

"I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

Boudreaux nodded knowingly.

"Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck."

"Eh bien," sighed the Chief. "And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?"

"De duck won."

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