¡Boicot!

In the wake of Hilarious Hamrodius Clitorius' victory--you don't want to rub her the wrong way--in the swing vacuum of Puerto Rico, Hispanics across the continent reveled in their candidate's magnificent showing in glorious downward electoral spiral.

Meanwhile, seldom in the anals of the long struggle for equal superiority under the law has the technique of economic boycott reached the summit of tactico-strategic impact as that realized earlier this month in the cosmopolitan conurbation of Victoria, Texas, population 55,000, about 125 miles southwest of Houston.

It was there that electoral pendejos of the local branch of La Raza tore a page from the book started by Rosa Parks in 1957 in Little Rock, Arkansas at which time altercations with the man potentially signified a neighborhood barbecue involving the actual neighborhood as fire-starter with the inhabitants standing in as sausage, burgers, ribs, etc., all to the amusement of local intellectuals.

The La Raza equivalent in the year 2008 being, of course, the inexcusable absence of epazote from the frijol.

As La Raza was at the very forefront of the Clitorius Suppository movement from the beginning and had voted PRI constantly, it is only fitting that the following news item head today's roster of 24/7 international news coverage y si no me chupas, lloro...

JOCOP News Service, Tuesday, Victoria, TX

Local Hispanic leaders, in opposition to pending Immigration Legislation, boycotted all Caucasian-owned businesses in the Victoria area this weekend as a demonstration of their economic impact on the community.

The boycott was declared a success in the Hispanic community which noted that revenue in White-run businesses suffered a 19% decline.

In a surprise twist, business owners who were the object of the boycott also declared victory, pointing out that shoplifting had fallen by 77%.