Chameau

Une francaise walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine.

She looks about and can't help noticing a camel sitting at the bar.

The woman inquires of the patron: "What is that filthy camel doing in here?"

Without hesitation, the patron pulls a cricket bat out from behind the bar, hits the camel firmly up alongside the head and the camel obediently gives the landlord oral pleasure.

The patron looks at the woman and says "You want a go?"

"Mais oui," replies the woman. "But no need to hit me over the head, m'sieur."

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Irrational Bitch Disease

A sportif was sitting quietly reading his paper when the missus walked up behind him and whacked him upside the head with a magazine.

"That was pourquoi?" he ventured.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Laura Lou' written on it," she replied.

"Mais, c'est merde tout ça! From two weeks ago when I go to ze track, Laura Lou iz ze name of ze horse I bet on!" he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a total UEFA soporific on the idiot box when she walked up and hit him upside the head with a cast-iron skillet, knocking him out cold.

Coming to, he inquired: "Eh bien, pourquoi ça, ma cherie?"

She replied: "Your horse has called."

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Chief Inspector Boudreaux

The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley and sent Chief Inspector Boudreaux to investigate.

Boudreaux reported to the Chief the next morning.

"Dey is tree main groups in dis rooster fightin'" he began.

"Good work. Who are they?" inquired the Chief.

Boudreaux replied confidently: "De Texas Aggies, de Cajuns and de Mafia."

Puzzled, the Chief inquired: "How did you find all that out in one night?"

"Well," Boudreaux replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight!"

The Chief nodded.

"I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

Boudreaux nodded knowingly.

"Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck."

"Eh bien," sighed the Chief. "And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?"

"De duck won."

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