Corrections

Waitress! Bring me another Remy 'n' Seven, you cantankerous slut!

Where the fuck was I? Ah yes.

On behalf of the Editorial Waterboard, and as a last warning to those sonsabitches at Gargle, the Managing Director would draw your attention to the uppermost article appearing on our unique sidebar, "Objectionable Correlatives" appearing left this date.

The Op-Ed piece, from "The New York Times," is entitled "Let's Talk About Sex,"

The name of the author, omitted through computer error, is, of course, the well-known commentator, Charles M. Blow.

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