Love At Last

Once upon a time there was a man so hideous in visage that he made Nancy Pelosi look like a normal guy.

So, this ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks? Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks--just like in the movies. Naturally, I went right over there and cut her free. Then I took her back to my place."

"Anyway," he concluded, "to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, in every position known to man!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sonofabitch! Was she pretty?"

"Dunno.... Never found the head!"