Sven and Ole Redux

Ole and Sven are drinking buddies who work as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport is fogged in and they're stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

So Ole says, "By gor, I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"

Sven says, "Me too! Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane and get totally legless.

Next morning Ole wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! No hangover! No side effects! Nothing!

The phone rings. It's Sven who asks: "How iss yew feelin dis mornin?"

Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"

Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"

Ole says, "No! Dat yet fuel iss great stuff--no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often!"

"Yah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting Ole."

Ole asks, "Vat's dat?"

Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"

Ole stopped to think. "No."

"Vell don't. 'Cause I'm in Milvaukee"