Havin' My Baby

Elton and David had their sperm mixed together and a carefully selected (human) surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, the proud new parents were ushered into the post-natal ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.

In the corner, however, one baby was lying quietly in total serenity.

A nurse approached the enthralled new parents and indicated that the one happy child was theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is perfectly content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

"Oh sure, he's happy now," said the nurse. "But just wait 'till I pull the pacifier out of his ass."

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