When Will It End

A Jew sits next to two Arab men on a flight from New York to Miami. The Jewish man kicks off his shoes.

Meanwhile, one of the Arabs says he would like a coke. Since he was by the aisle, the Jew says, "I'll get it for you," and goes off in his stocking feet.

While he is gone, one of the Arabs spits into the Jew's left shoe. Later, the other Arab says that he too would like a coke and the Jew goes off to fetch it. This time, his right shoe gets spit into.

As the flight is ending, the Jew slides his shoes back on, and through his socks, he feels the squishiness. He immediately figures out what has happened and exclaims, "Oh when will it end??!! When will all this enmity cease, the hatred, the anger, the spitting in shoes and the pissing in Coca Cola??!!"