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Padraic O'Cossett is a son-of-a-bitch. That is to say, a real son-of-a-bitch--of actual canine genetic extraction. He's not saying which side of the family. But you can see it for yourself in a New York minute if you're ever with him in a parking lot. He will drop trou, assume the doggy position and make his way down a row of SUV's. He'll whiz on a bladder's worth of Goodyears faster than the Commander-in-Chief exiting the Worst President in History Awards Banquet.

Paddy sent these in....

Ever notice how people increasingly spend less time with other people. And more time with their dogs?

Ever wonder why?