The Agony of Victory: June 5, 1967

In the customary spirit of heartfelt pan-caliphantic solidarity with our Islamist brethren and cistern, The Journal is pleased to join in celebrating the occasion of our heroic victory over The Jews™ forty years ago this date, at which time we repossessed our ancestral homelands on behalf of Harvey's Bail Bonds, Collections and Laundromat, 231 Santa Monica Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 95555, USA, Tel. (209) 441 3856--"We Deliver!"

In recognition of this momentous occasion, we are in the privileged position to publish the photograph above submitted by our Gaza Bureau Chief, Padraic O'Cossett, eyewitness to the celebrations in the greater metropolitan Gaza City area--and daily exiteer PDQ to the Sderot Ramada Inn, Room 251.

Note the joyous near-martyrdom-level expression on the countenance and nether regions of one celebrant in particular, since identified as Abu Bin Jamin, Chief Financial Officer, Hamas PCL.

Aloha Snackbar.