Rodeus Matrimonius

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, "I reckon I like the rodeo position best."

"I heard o' most of 'em but goddamned if I ever heard o' that one,' said the other cowboy. "Which one is that?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind."

"Sheit, boy, that's just your reg'lar sheep position 'cept you take your boots off o' course...."

"Hold on, cowpoke, I ain't finished. After you're in position, you reach around and cup each one of her jugs in your hands. Then you whisper in her ear: 'Honey, these feel just like your sister's.'"

"Then you try and stay on for eight seconds."

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