Law. And Ordure.

The 16 year old girl approaches her mother for an old fashioned heart-to heart while Mom is preparing the mashed potatoes to go with the meatloaf at the nuclear family repast which occurs every evening without fail, just after "Ozzie and Harriet."

"Mom, I had a question...?"

"Why, sure, Hon. What's on your mind?"

"Well, I was just wondering if you can get pregnant if you have anal sex."

"Of course you can, Hon! Where the fuck do you think lawyers come from?"

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